So this was submitted to us and we could not believe it. Cute girl (face has been blurred to protect her identity, but trust us she was cute!), but why wouldn’t she use the invisible solid? It looks like she’s got a bunch of mini-cotton balls in a headlock.

No one wants to see that! But we’re going to show it to you so that if you know this girl, you can tell her to SITCHOASSDOWN!

(This is what happens when you do things for your girl that she says will be “Cute”:

For some bizarre reason, JASON BIGGS’ wife posted a picture of her husband, NAKED AND ON ALL FOURS, on her Facebook page the other day.

–She took it down pretty quickly . . . but not before it started making its way around the World Wide Web of Celebrity Smut.

(–We have NO IDEA what the point of this picture is, or why Jason’s wife would post it . . . but here it is . . .)

As Tariq Nasheed would say, “This behavior is clearly moist.” No self-respecting man should ever dress like his girlfriend. When I saw this guy when I was out shopping this past weekend, I could not believe my eyes.

Yes, this man is actually wearing a do rag with that ridiculous basketball jersey. I couldn’t believe it when I saw this man. People don’t like to take the time to look in the mirror before they venture out to the world. SITCHOASSDOWN

when I was driving to my office in Philadelphia, I could not believe my eyes! The mayor of the city, a man named Michael Nutter, obviously spent too much money on trying to make sure — that the trash trucks look pretty.

This is ridiculous! There are potholes all over the city, but we have to make the trash trucks look good?  This is exactly why people don’t want to support Democrats.

I’M SHOCKED!